Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
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Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
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ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
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