what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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