I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
