Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(305): View more from Florida

You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter

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(352): View more from Florida

I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.

(352): View more from Florida

Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.

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(309): View more from Illinois

(917) i just came from walking.

(309): View more from Illinois

haha you just came from walking?

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.

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(917): View more from New York City

shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom

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(419): View more from Ohio

You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?

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(905): View more from Ontario

something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance

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(616): View more from Michigan

orgasmnado...tomorrow night

(1-616): View more from Michigan

That's what I'm talking about

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.

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