Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
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wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
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Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.