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Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.

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(508): Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend. http://tfl.nu/c0jn

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You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.

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(720): You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive. http://tfl.nu/qvhh

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Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?

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(919): Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"? http://tfl.nu/qjxq

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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated

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(703): i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated http://tfl.nu/8rnc

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Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.

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(630): Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won. http://tfl.nu/w0xy

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She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....

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(818): She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again..... http://tfl.nu/lpua

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Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...

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(732): Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL... http://tfl.nu/zpti

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There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic

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(617): There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic http://tfl.nu/g9j9

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Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?

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(760): Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting? http://tfl.nu/x0ek

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Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.

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(205): Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink. http://tfl.nu/5avj

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She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.

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(732): She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked. http://tfl.nu/ufw5

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Can you rollerblade?

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No, why?

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Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.

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(585): Can you rollerblade? (617): No, why? (585): Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality. http://tfl.nu/m5ec

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so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing

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(407): so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing http://tfl.nu/s8vo

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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.

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(434): I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism. http://tfl.nu/xlca

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Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.

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(850): Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants. http://tfl.nu/1sxz

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