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I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.

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Doors?

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Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.

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(857): I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now. (1-857): Doors? (857): Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet. http://tfl.nu/ic4r

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(909): View more from California

good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant

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(909): good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant http://tfl.nu/4y6m

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You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.

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(530): You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger. http://tfl.nu/48s1

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(909): View more from California

yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face

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(909): yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face http://tfl.nu/l391

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(309): View more from Illinois

nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol

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(309): nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol http://tfl.nu/jhs1

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(303): View more from Colorado

Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England

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(303): Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England http://tfl.nu/wgnu

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(732): View more from New Jersey

really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back

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(732): really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back http://tfl.nu/dm4i

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This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.

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(631): This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her. http://tfl.nu/wxz7

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.

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(570): Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal. http://tfl.nu/4lbo

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(303): View more from Colorado

you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.

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(303): you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug. http://tfl.nu/8hzl

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(410): View more from Maryland

ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?

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Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time

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(410): ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised? (860): Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time http://tfl.nu/9nef

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(805): View more from California

You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way

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(805): You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way http://tfl.nu/xnwc

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(319): View more from Iowa

Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped

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(319): Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped http://tfl.nu/i5o2

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(248): View more from Michigan

Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.

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(248): Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels. http://tfl.nu/9jex

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(203): View more from Connecticut

You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity

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You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.

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(203): You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity (1-203): You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in. http://tfl.nu/9k8g

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