Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Are my feet made of real feet?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
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Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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