Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
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once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
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I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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