me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
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I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
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He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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