Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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