Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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