what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Randomize
