Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Less talking, more tequila
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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