so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Just high enough for therapy.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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