Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
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I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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