STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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