there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
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For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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