I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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