Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
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The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
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