Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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