how can u be prego again
no, he came in my armpit
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar