Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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