spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
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I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
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so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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