No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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