in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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