she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
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The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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