Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
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I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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