Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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