the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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