you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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