This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
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