just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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