Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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