he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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