Your tits are I can't wait for
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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