The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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