I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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