the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
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sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
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I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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