It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
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The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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