Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
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1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
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White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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