i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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