So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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