Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
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She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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