Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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