I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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