I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
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He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
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I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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