Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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