Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
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And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I am never drinking with the goths again.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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