Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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