I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I have post one night stand depression
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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