Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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