She's JV to your varsity
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
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Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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