Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
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at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
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she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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