Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
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The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
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That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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