he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
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If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
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All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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