That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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