Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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