i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
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jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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Oh Jesus.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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