'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
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Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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