Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
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Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
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Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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