what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
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